Colin Firth may be the VILLAIN in Spike Lee’s Oldboy
Twich Film are reporting that Colin ‘stuttering nancy boy fop’ Firth has been offered the villain role in the upcoming remake of Oldboy.
NO NO NO NO NO! This film is going to suck, mark my words! It’s going to completely miss the tone of the original and I hate it already.
Not the finest piece of film journalism I’ve ever produced but I don’t care, stupid Spike Lee spoiling things that don’t need changing!