Proof, if any were needed, that Nicolas Cage is a Vampire
Nic Cage is incredibly weird.
He doesn’t even do anything particularly odd, he just exudes an eccentricity that rivals most mad scientists.
Well, his perculiar way and utterly baffling filmography can now be attributed to him being a vampire… apparently.
The above is an image currently on sale (FOR A MILLION DOLLARS!!) on ebay by a man who genuinely offers it as proof that Nic Cage, the famous actor, is a member of the walking undead.
From the nutter himself (the seller, not Cage) –
“Personally I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.”
We contacted Cage’s people for a comment but he was unavailable as he was asleep… during the day… wait a minute…